I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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