So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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