so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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