She is in my trunk
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself