I need help removing her.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY