Porn is love you can see.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.