Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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