I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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