Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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