North Korea, Best Korea!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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