People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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