i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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