The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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