I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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