if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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