Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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