how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
operation harelip BJ is a go
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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