No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
