Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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