I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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