I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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