hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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