hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the day after is always just damage control
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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