i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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