Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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