Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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