There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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