His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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