You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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