Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Randomize