Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
from now on my penis is your penis
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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