Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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