using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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