Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Plan B is the new Plan A
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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