theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
why do cheetos always look like penises
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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