Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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