Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
