When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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