How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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