I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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