Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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