I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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