i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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