OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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