Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My vagina is officially offended.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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