were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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