How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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