I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You were trust falling into bushes
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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