alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Floor bacon is actually really good
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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