Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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