I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My dick has a subreddit
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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