Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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