I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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