The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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this just has baby written all over it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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