I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He felt like a one man threesome
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My dick has a subreddit
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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