@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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