I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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