Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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